Department of Saturday Sciences laboratory shirt

Some people spend their Saturdays running errands or hiking; others are dedicated to the pursuit of higher knowledge—specifically, how long one can stay in pajamas before it becomes socially unacceptable. The Department of Saturday Sciences Laboratory Funny Relaxation Shirt is the official uniform for this elite group of researchers. Designed to look like a legitimate university or government department logo, this shirt adds a layer of satirical authority to your laziness. It suggests that your binge-watching marathon isn’t “wasting time”; it is a crucial longitudinal study on the effects of inertia on the human spirit.

Because rigorous testing (napping) requires optimal conditions, we print this design on 100% cotton, 5.3 oz comfortable structured fabric. This “structured” cotton is key—it provides a crisp, clean surface that makes the text-based logo look official and professional, even if the person wearing it hasn’t moved from the recliner in four hours. It offers a relaxed fit that is perfect for lounging, but the high-quality material ensures you still look put-together if you have to answer the door for the pizza delivery.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Satirical Authority: It mimics the aesthetic of serious academic departments for a dry, witty joke.

• The “Research”: It validates your decision to do absolutely nothing all weekend.

• Clean Look: The structured cotton keeps the text sharp, making the “official” logo pop.

Perfect For

• The “Relaxation Expert”: That friend who takes their downtime very seriously.

• Weekend Wear: The perfect shirt for brunch, movies, or couch surfing.

• Dads & Moms: A funny way to claim “official business” when they are just resting their eyes.

• Gifts: Great for students, teachers, or anyone who lives for the weekend.

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton; 5.3 oz structured fabric chosen for comfort and text clarity.

• Fit / Print: A standard unisex fit featuring Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for a professional, “official” finish.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron the graphic.

FAQ – Department of Saturday Sciences laboratory shirt

Is this a real department? We wish! The Saturday sciences shirt is a satirical design that treats weekend relaxation (napping, snacking, TV) as a serious field of scientific study.

Is the shirt comfortable for lounging? Absolutely. We use a 5.3 oz cotton that is “comfortable and structured,” making this Saturday sciences shirt perfect for conducting “research” on your couch.

Does the print look professional? Yes. To sell the joke, we use high-quality DTG printing on structured cotton, so the logo on your Saturday sciences shirt looks like a legitimate university or lab emblem.